a little bit, yeah

I DON'T TALK MUCH, BUT THAT WORKS FOR ME
Ask me anything

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Potential print three is a classic phrase as it’s meant to be said.
I really do amuse myself endlessly.

me:: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me:: *wakes up on February 5th, 2096.

thewhatever:

Reverse CPR

marniethedog:

It’s good 2 eat healthy

(Source: onekingslane.com)

(Source: aufwiedersehen)

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:
jibblyuniverse:
frenums:
things that will always sound sarcastic
good for you
thanks a lot
yeah right
nice to know
wow
way to go
totally
ok buddy
Not if you say ‘man’ at the end
ok buddy man
I might not have thought that last one through

g0h0stgirl:

lukshiznits:
jamesbleach:
onceuponakhaleesi:
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
luckydreaming:
Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
You guys are fucking silly
and I’m gonna prove it!
Because honestly, only an idiot would believe that you can simply-
I must say Reginald, the oil sales have been most disappointing in the last fortnight, it’s positively appal-
IT GOT BETTER.